Flip Side of the pillow
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Thread Topic: Flip Side of the pillow
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its like there was this old dude who lives on mile 6 in some city in mexico and theres this freaky ass saying that the old guy would cut off kids feet if they would step into his propertie,and when the old guy died ppl say they would see kids with no eyes and feet just hanging around the house,its freaky but i think its fake ppl say it happend around 1971 or somethng -
lol, hi Biance *hugs*
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What's up?
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nothing much im bored as f---
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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas." The barman says, "Wow! You must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Holy cow! Doesn't anyone in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife...."
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hi ppl
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hi.
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what r we talking bout?
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ONe day, two ocean critte met each other. And that night............BANG!
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Oh...Hi bunnies...
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i have no f---in clue
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Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "TRAGEDY". One little boy stands up and offers, "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a TRAGEDY."
"No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."
A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a TRAGEDY."
I'm afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS." The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer. "What?" asks Clinton. "Isn't there any one here who can give me an example of a TRAGEDY?"
Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he speaks: "If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a TRAGEDY." "Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a TRAGEDY?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an ACCIDENT, and it certainly would be no GREAT LOSS!"
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ok biance, what did u do this time?
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