YO MAMMA JOKE COMPETITION
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Thread Topic: YO MAMMA JOKE COMPETITION
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alright, i think im outta yo mamma juice i think ill think up some more
be back later -
Yo mama so weak she can't lift up a feather.
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Yo mama is so big, one day she stood up and touched a star. (this is my first time doing this. sorry if im bad)
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Yo mama's fatter than the pigs in your barn
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Yo mama's so stupid she thought the answer to 1+1 equaled eleven.
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Yo mama's so dumb she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
I know this sounds cheesy, but I heard it on television and decided to use it. :P -
You momma's so fat, she stepped on a scale and not even Naruto could believe.
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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing
oh yeah im back -
You momma's so fat, when you were watching NCIS she stepped between you and the tv, and you missed your show.
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let me show ya'll how it's done:
Yo mama's so ugly that your dad took a picture of her and put it on the gate saying 'Beware of The Dog' -
Lol Mitchy!
Yo mama is soooo ugly that when you where a baby you died at the sight of her b00bs. -
hahaha. Man i love Yo mama, and dissing for fun.
Ok top this:
Yo mama so ugly that whenever she blinks a child dies -
Yo mamma is so fat, she fell off the Grand Canyon and got stuck
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Yo mama so thin that she gave paper a paper cut.
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Yo mama's so stupid that she went to the Lost and Found, cause she thought she had lost her period when she skipped a month
Probably inappropriate to say to kids here and those who are clueless, but ehh
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