YO MAMMA JOKE COMPETITION
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Thread Topic: YO MAMMA JOKE COMPETITION
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Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
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K I GOT A FEW FOR
yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. -
ya know i might be 12 but i got some good ones up my sleeve.m dad told me probably every single yo mamma joke that he heard of!
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yeahbuddy Noviceyo mama so fat when she went to the aquarium a little boy shouted "LOOK MOMMY, I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD WHALES ON DISPLAY!
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yeahbuddy Noviceyo mama so fat when she went into space NASA thought it was an undiscovered planet
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yeahbuddy Noviceyo mama so old her and Jesus went to the prom
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Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her
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Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing We are Family
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yeahbuddy Noviceyo mama so ugly when she looked outside the window she was arrested for mooning
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Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up
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Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
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yeahbuddy Noviceyo mama so fat when she walked by cee-lo greens family reunion, someone there shouted "LOOK, I DIDNT KNOW CEE-LO HAD A TWIN SISTER!
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Yo momma so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move
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Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live
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(Oh can i join in)
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