YO MAMMA JOKE COMPETITION
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Thread Topic: YO MAMMA JOKE COMPETITION
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cuteyjackie Newbieheard tht...but still lol
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Holly Wood
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Yo mamma's so ugly Medusa looked at her and turned to stone
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Yo momma like a shotgun. Two Cocks and she blows.
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Your momma so stupid that when she heard the doorbell ring she went fot the toaster.
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Your Momma so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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Your momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
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Your momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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Your momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.
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Your momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
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Your momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
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Your momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet they have to install speed bumps.
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Your momma so fat shes on both sides of the family.
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Your momma so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back.
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Your momma so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
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