YO MAMMA JOKE COMPETITION
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Thread Topic: YO MAMMA JOKE COMPETITION
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Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on a dollar she made change
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Yo mama so poor she found a penny and thought she was rich,
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Your momma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag"
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Yo mamma so fat that when she called the doctor for liposuction and told him her weight he said "are we still talking about you and not a whale?"
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Yo mama so old her social security numberis 1.
I gtg. Byez. -
Your momma is so fat When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Funny how I'm owning both of you. -
Yo mama is so fat that when she travels she has to use her own plane.
Byee Jackie -
Your momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way"
It's over now. -
@Alex: I'm done........ love you
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REVENGE.
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C:
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Yo mama's so stupid she shoved a battery up her butt and yelled "I got the power!"
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YO mama so fat, that all the money combined on this earth could pay for her liposuction.
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Yo mama's so fat when she farted it started hurricane Katrina.
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Yo mamma so hairy her toes got dreads.
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