YO MAMMA JOKE COMPETITION
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Thread Topic: YO MAMMA JOKE COMPETITION
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Hehe :) I miss old days...D:
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wolf75677 Noviceyo moma so dumb,she threw a rockat the ground and missed
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Your mamma so fat her belt size is equator
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LEZ GO, YA'LL. :D
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Yo momma so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet they have to install speed bumps.
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Yo mama so fat her pants size is 'Damn b---- lose some weight'.
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Yo mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
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Yo mamma so dumb that when you said "Pikachu" she said "god bless you."
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Yo mama so ugly they used her as the stunt double for chubaca.
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Yo momma is just like a big mac...shes big, fat, and $1.69 on wednesdays!
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Yo mamma so dumb that when you guys got lost she said "hey, your from my tribe Where-the-f**k-are-we."
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Yo mama so hairy she uses a weedwacker as a razor.
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Your mommas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don't do curtains".
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Yo mamma is such a hoe and so old that when she had her kid 78 she didn't have breast milk she had dust.
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Your momma is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone company.
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