oh god xD
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Thread Topic: oh god xD
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2 Hours in Heaven: Deathnote and Persona 3
Your Result: Matt
You pulled out a lighter and sighed. " Matt, get your butt in this closet!" After entering, Matt pressed his lips to yours, you could taste his smokey tounge in your mouth. " Whoa, Matt. Do that again, please?" You asked after he pulled away. You ripped off Matt's shirt, and he started placing soft kisses on your neck. After he found your sweet spot, you moaned. " I love you, ___." Matt said. " I love you." You said, after a little kissing, the door opened. Everyone said, " Awww!" You and Matt got married and had two kids named Brock and Candice.
Matt: WHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT THHHHAAAAAAA FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK?! -
Oh poor Matt. I'm glad I'm Lawliet.
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Me: I CANT MARRY MYSELF!!! I CANT HAVE KIDS WITH MYSELF!!!
Matt: :3 are you sure?
Me: OH GOD MATT. -
Well, it might be possible...
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Me: well, i dont plan on finding out.
Matt: aww...
Me: OH MY GOD.
Matt: yes?
Me: SHUT UP!!!!!!!! -
xD
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Oh crap.
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Me: L!!! MATT IS BROKEN!!!
Matt: no im not...
Me: YES!!! YOU ARE!!! -
Unless...
I think producing offspring with yourself would be considered inbreeding. -
I will fix Matt! Where are his batteries?
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Matt: thats for me to know, and for mello to find out.
Me: GOD DAMN IT, MATT, YOURE SUCH A PERV!!! -
Damn I'd rather pretend to have friends.
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I know how to fix Matt! We need a Death Note.
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Matt: NONONONONONONOHELLNO.
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Shut up Matt! Where's Kira when you need him?!
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