Hewwo :)
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Thread Topic: Hewwo :)
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hunter: you sound cool. :) now sit back and relax it's skatter's turn!
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oh no.. this is going to be awkwerd..
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lol, penetrates hoes XD
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hunter: i know. :D
skatter: read the first one too.
Austin
a guy who sometimes is an a--hole & super perverted, but still has a couple girls that like him. The girls don't know why & don't want to admit it, but they can't help but be attracted to him. There's just something about him sometimes. He's funny, a chill dude & has good friends.
Girl 1: I thought you didnt like him.
Girl2: I don't, well, I can't help it. He's an Austin. -
okay that doesent sound so bad..
theres a little truth in there -
skatteR: what did you think of the first one? (the very first one)
Austin
11 up, 5 down
Damn hes hella sexy
Hes gotta smokin hot body(;
Has an amazing dick (perfect size)
Cute funny smart!
Amaziing kisser :D
Great in bedd! ;D
Fun to play with.
Hes great at making me horney haha
hes perfect(;
o and i love him
and he loves me(:
Damn austin f--- me :D -
Austin
The sexiest guy you will ever meet. Has an extremly large penis, he might not have all of his limbs, but he is still amazing.has amazing sexy hair and is very good in bed. sometimes goes by johnny austin. -
Austin
a person who is secretly hated by his closest friends and has no idea. he plays the trumpet but sucks at it. he is left out all the time by his friends and tries to flirt with girls but it doesnt work.
hi, my name is austin. -
the very first one?.. i wanted to slam my head into the desk at the akwerdness..
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Austin:
1. Talks like a retard
2. Thinks hes hot s---, but he really isnt.
3. He thinks he is cool but he isnt.
4. He thinks he can have any girl in the world but that is a total f---ing lie.
He is the biggest tool in the entire world. Not to mention his respect for women is s---.
He is super ugly, and has a horrible personality.
He isnt funny although he thinks he is. & he has a chode.(:
Have fun being a dickhole Austin.
Ryan: Who was that dude you were hanging out with?
Extremely Hot Chicks: Hanging out? Dude we were booking it, that guy's an AUSTIN.
Ryan: HOLY f---ING EWWWW. -
Austin
A f---ing retarded ass kid that thinks he's so cool because he plays an instrument that shouldn't even be considered an instrument. He has this hardass attitude that he needs to lose before someone f---s his whole world up. He thinks he's a manwhore, but girls are ashamed to be around him. He never showers, brushes his teeth or his hair. He looks like he's part down syndrome and rat ass. He wishes he could have attractive ladies. He spends his weekends wacking off, and playing World of Warcraft. He's an example for someone who has no life.
Man, what's that smell?
Oh, it's Austin. -
skatter: READ ALL OF THEM I'M NOT EVEN DONE!
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LeviathanTails15 Newbie?
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Austin
guy who is bad in bed and has a small penis
last night i slept with austin, it was the worse night in my sex career -
is there more? *sayed conserned*
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