So this was my family's theme song a couple years ago.
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Thread Topic: So this was my family's theme song a couple years ago.
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Two years ago, on Christmas Eve, the following took place in my family's home:
1. I was experiencing the worst torture I had ever gone through. In fact, it's still the worst disease I've ever had. Everything made me throw up, even freaking water I was thirsty as hell, but I didn't drink anything for at least a day because of that. I didn't eat anything except two crackers and a blueberry for three days, either. I got maybe thirty minutes of sleep all of the four days I was sick (I was perfectly fine on the fifth day. It was weird. 8/), so I had to keep slapping myself to keep myself awake. Good times... xP
2. We had a gigantic snowstorm, and it blew our neighbor's tree onto the power lines. All of the lights and electrical outlets in the bathroom, the speakers on the TV, a TV in the basement, the clothes washing machine, a radio, and the furnace were all fried.
And you know that annoying Christmas song that goes "Simply havin' a wondeful Christmas time"?
Well, my dad made a song the next, on Christmas morning, that goes to the tune of that song:
Simply havin' a horrible Christmas time!
Simply havin' a horrible Christmas time!
The lights went out,
The furnace blew up,
Nakita is sick,
and she's throwing up on water!
Simply havin' a horrible Christmas time!
Simply havin' a horrible Christmas time!
It's freezing cold,
Because our furnace is dead,
We'll never have clean clothes again,
Because the washing machine is fried!
Simply havin' a horrible Christmas time!
Simply havin' a horrible Christmas time!
There were also a couple more verses that I can't remember. -
Wow. That sucks. I barfed my heart out (not literally, of course) last Easter.
I prefer my family song. Well, my we-four-cousins-are-a-stupidly-elite-group-not-really-'cuz-we're-losers song. -
Daww, poor Sel. D8
"I barfed my heart out". Lawl, that sounds like a crappy love song... -
It does, actually.
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I FEEL A SONG COMING ON.
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YES.
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...I just tried to download some songs from dewey and onto my cellphone for like ten minutes before figuring out that my phone wasn't even on. 8/
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AWWW I KILLED THE SONG.
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xD
Dewey can help us write the song, even though he's never been in love. -
Poor song. May it rest in peace.
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*sniffle*
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Don't cry... *huggles*
I saw Brit yesterday. It was awkward for me. -
Wait, what do you mean you saw Brit? On what site?
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Here, and then we were playing Minecraft.
My friend has his own Minecraft server, so I gave Brit the code, and so Brit and Owen and Jimmy and Garrett and I (notice how everyone in that group is male Dx). Brit kept calling me Selena. Owen came up to me today and asked me what the heck Brit was talking about and why he kept addressing Selena. -
...Why must he torture us so. And why must everything of great importance happen while I'm offline!?
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