what're crazy things you've heard about santa?

Thread Topic: what're crazy things you've heard about santa?

firebreather Novice

5 years ago

I know our parents make up things about Santa, so I just wanted to see what crazy things they told you.
firebreather Novice

5 years ago

Keep in mind here, I was in kindergarten.

me: I don't believe in Santa.
mom: Why not?
me: Well, for one, how do his reindeer fly?
mom: Magic, of course.
me: But you told me that magic was from the devil.
mom: . . . .
mom: . . . .
mom: Go practice piano.
Stardust1 Advanced

5 years ago

Santa is an anagram for Satan ya know
boss_baby Newbie

5 years ago

Paige died haha yay
firebreather Novice

5 years ago

ohhh, boy.
flower_girl41 Newbie

5 years ago

Hi I'm nice talk to me
firebreather Novice

5 years ago

talk talk talk
flower_girl41 Newbie

5 years ago

So are you new here the newbies here are usually more new sounding
firebreather Novice

5 years ago

You know, Santa is evil.
1) he uses magic (which, as I previously mentioned, is from the devil)
2) As Stardust1 said, Santa is an anagram of Satan
3) In Belgium, if your bad, Santa kidnaps you
4) "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good . . . " (creepy)
5) He somehow gets into your house when you don't have a chimney
6) A bunch more that I'm probably missing
firebreather Novice

5 years ago

I guess I'm special
flower_girl41 Newbie

5 years ago

Ok

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