2017 Time Capsule
Thread Topic: 2017 Time Capsule
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Dear future self,
Don't worry. It's just another year, I'm sure it'll pass just like any other year. Before you know it, everyone will be talking about 2018.
You'll probably be reading this in the year of 2021 or whatever. I'm sure 362 days is enough time to accomplish something idiotic.
Hmm.
Yours faithfully (pfft),
That person from 2017 you've most likely forgotten about ;) -
Wait wait that was utter s---.
Dear future self,
If you're reading ythis, just stop. Why are you wasting your already wasted time?
No, don't argue with me, you are quite the rude one aren't you? Hmm yes.
Now. As I was saying...
You're either reading this because you have failed miserably in life and have nothing better to do than read copy paste s---, or maybe it's just that you're still alive after this painful amount of time we have not seen each other for. (Hmm I doubt 362 days is that much of a big deal. Gasp. Oh my god. Armageddon. The world is going to end!!!!!!!!)
Actually, I wouldn't mind if the world has ended. Hey, can you please tell me if theworld hasended yet?
Oh wait, you wouldn't even know I slaved over my keyboard writing you this if the world has ended.
Farewell sweet enigma of the future...
(No offence but yeah you probably won't be very enigmatic. Awe sorry to burst your bubble, darling.
Yours shamefully,
The person from 2017 you've probably forgotten about. -
Hello future Fox.
If your still online then please look at this.We had a good run through 2016.We made alot of friends and im hoping we still have those same friends.I hope you make even more.Dont stop givin advice.
Past Fox -
DON'T FORGET THE LETTER. THE LETTER I WROTE TO YOU
EMILY DON'T FORGET THE LETTER -
is TokeR high guys
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You're 18 at the moment, and unsure of your college plans. Hope you have a better idea when you next read this. The sky is cloudy but the mountain is still gorgeous, and you're by the airport.
Lately you've been into superheroes, the Flash in particular. You're hoping this isn't a momentary infatuation.
I have no clue what else to say to you, but hang in there. -
Hello Ryan,
At this point in time, you have just finished watching fight club for the second time. You're struggling to make it through the first season of teen wolf and always stress about grades. You're Wiccan, and your god is Thoth and your god Aphrodite. You're dating Myles at the moment and he was your new year's kiss.
Right now, you feel yourself plummeting towards rock bottom and you're excited about it. You just burned your right hand to see how much pain you can take.
Your favorite movie is The Perks of Being a Wallflower. When you go to the coffee house you get a green matcha with almond milk. Your room is green and filled with posters. You never clean it since you're always so depressed. You're queer and don't really give a f--- about gender.
You spend a good amount of your time drinking alcohol with your friends. Last night you went to bed and it felt like your world was spinning. Your best friends are Sarah, Jenna, Isabelle. You're polyamorous but you're only in one relationship.
You love RuPaul'a Drag Race. Alaska, Adore and Katya are your favorites. You don't watch much anime anymore. However, music is still a huge part of your life. You love The 1975, The Neighbourhood, twenty one pilots, My Chemical Romance, Lana Del Rey, Marina and the Diamonds and Nirvana among countless others.
You love to go thrift shopping. Your brother is four months old. You were recently diagnosed as ADHD. You're getting into drawing and writing again. You recently created a blog. You're a virgin. You hate wearing pants.
You smoke cigarettes sometimes. You've never smoked weed but really want to. You've been clean for cutting for almost a half a year, estimating of course. Your therapist wants you to stop smoking but you don't want to. You sneak out sometimes. You're quite a lonely person. However, somehow you manage and stay true to yourself.
You're in the process of learning to love yourself. Good luck, champ. Please tell me that 2017 was easier than 2016. I really can't afford to switch schools again.
Love always,
Ryan. -
Dear future f--- s---,
If you have stopped pissing people off, roasting the innocent or being a badass, jump off a bridge, you've failed. Yesterday, New Year's Day, you promised to expose those who have not earned what they have, whether it power, attention, money, a free pastrami and soup from Savory Diner (dammit Logan! You're fat enough already!) and if you have not done so, you will never be able to be what you want, a member of the Friar's Club. I must remind you, take with you only those who can help you, are still relevant, and share your goals. All others don't matter. Die Welt ist dein, zum durch Sturm zu nehmen, die Frage ist fr besseres oder fr schlechteres? Rember the motto, We only roast the ones we love. Remember it needs an addition that reads and all other we might as well roast too. You have potential for greatness. I hope you chose one damn good college or else you won't amount to anything. Don't forget who you are, to represent where you came from, stand with those you deem worthy, even if they may not be, accomplish what you want to, take whats yours, defend your house, carry your name like a sword, keep your head up and crush those who must be shown the error of their ways. But be not solitary, trust only the trustable but truly trust them. Synergie! Remember it. Fix the world, protect it, lead it, and most of all change it. If people want to help you, good, if not, fine, but they can never hold you back. Yesterday you said today. So make a plan, face the odds, roll the dice, suit up, and while you fight for what you stand for and who you are, enjoy every second of it. Every rep, every joke, every descision, every second, every breath, show the world what your made of, what mankind is made of, show them greatness. The world has never seen the likes of you.
ENLIGHTEN THEM
from, Early 2017 Drake (Cody) -
Whatever, Rhiannon. Have some links to things that express you / that you love. I know you want them. Trust me. I'm you, I know these things.
The trailer to your favorite movie:
Something that you've listened to so much that it's cringeworthy:
Have this. Just watch it for God's sake.
This video introduced you to witchcraft. You probably don't remember it, but guess what? I don't care.
A few songs that I know we love.
Also watch this movie trailer k thanks:
I will post photos and quotes for you later. We are quite lazy and ADHD, you know. -
can we post hentai in here
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I am one with the force, the force is one with me
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Oh, and future self, if Relevant hasn't stopped saying ^, kill him.
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To my future self:
You're so old. I shouldn't be saying anything actually. Another mooooonth.
Don't tell anyone to get off your lawn just yet. Wait around 50 years. And, uh, find your dankest meme. Happy 2017-18! -
Unpin this already you nazi tyrant.
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And I f---ing hate him right now. I love him but I hate him for doing this. How the f--- you gonna tell her that you didn't know what you where doing. Man.
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