DAVE: I don't really like winning by default

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Thread Topic: DAVE: I don't really like winning by default

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  Dave Strider Newbie

  9 years ago
  DAVE: but I take the wins as they come
  DAVE: and I won that
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  Dead Experienced

  9 years ago
  go home dave
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  Dave Strider Newbie

  9 years ago
  DAVE: I'm at home
  DAVE: all comfy in my god tier pajamas
  DAVE: you jelly?
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  Dead Experienced

  9 years ago
  it'd be sad if I was
• care_bear19 Novice

  9 years ago
  Awe poor Dave. :'( *starts singing karkalicious*
  
  Four, Three, Two, F--- you.
  Listen up y'all this s--- is ironic
  Strider's beats only appeal to trolls who got phonics
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  Dave Strider Newbie

  9 years ago
  DAVE: yeah I'm calling bulls--- on that
  DAVE: there is literally not a goddamned thing in the world anyone wouldn't do to be as comfy as me right now
  DAVE: dude
  DAVE: do you even know how irony works
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  Dark22978 Hot Shot

  9 years ago
  See, Dave, you think you won the game
  But all your f---ing rhymes are the same
  They lack that one word that finishes the rap off
  And so your little song ends up sounding like you're trying to cough
  Don't worry, dear friend, I liked your part about the word mate
  Though it's quite pathetic that I'm the one with a date
  See, true rap isn't just a s---ty bundle of words
  It's gotta make some sort of sense and not sound like a flock of damned birds
  In the end, though
  I guess I must admit you're a good bro
  Depsite the fact that I'm the one sending a tsunami your way
  One that was meant to come out on your birthday
  While that last part didn't make sense
  We both know I was quite intense
• care_bear19 Novice

  9 years ago
  without phonics**
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  batman12506 Novice

  9 years ago
  Hai
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  Dead Experienced

  9 years ago
  but I'm pretty damn comfy myself I mean I have a plush blanket and a cat what do you have
• care_bear19 Novice

  9 years ago
  *claps for dark*
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  Dave Strider Newbie

  9 years ago
  DAVE: hey batman
  DAVE: heph
  DAVE: I have a cape
  DAVE: check f---ing mate
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  Dead Experienced

  9 years ago
  but
  cats pwn capes
  Its a fact of life
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  Dark22978 Hot Shot

  9 years ago
  ..you're mean Dave
  stealin' the thunder I thought I had :c
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  Dave Strider Newbie

  9 years ago
  DAVE: I have never had a good experience with a cat
  DAVE: just saying
  DAVE: meanwhile this cape has given me endless entertainment
  DAVE: oh yeah
  DAVE: f---ing right I stole that thunder
  DAVE: got a collection going on here
  DAVE: gonna make a quilt out of all this goddamn thunder I stole

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