DAVE: I don't really like winning by default
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Thread Topic: DAVE: I don't really like winning by default
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wanna meet mine?
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*tackles Dave*
*snuggles into his cape*
the winner has to deal with the loser :) -
DAVE: wow
DAVE: gotta say
DAVE: that sounds like something I would like to do right after I go down on that juggalo troll
DAVE: which will never happen
DAVE: in case that wasn't clear -
DAVE: sorry
DAVE: I don't rp
DAVE: haha can you feel the irony yet -
well fine then
see if I bother being nice anymore -
dammit Dave
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DAVE: that's gonna keep me up at night
DAVE: I thought we had something, heph
DAVE: that f---ing stings
DAVE: I don't know why we ever got married if you were just gonna become this as soon as you had me on lockdown -
DAVE: damn what, dark?
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u need to stop
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you're evil
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DAVE: I'm afraid that can't happen
DAVE: the ass-whooping is infinite
DAVE: my being is a long ass song that echoes through every single goddamned era
DAVE: hop into a time machine
DAVE: all covering your bleeding ears and s---
DAVE: fast forward to the end of time
DAVE: step out into the pitch black
DAVE: take a moment for a quick sigh of relief
DAVE: let your guard down
DAVE: hear the sound of my sick rhymes echoing in the distance
DAVE: assume the fetal position and let the reverberation lull you to insanity just like every goddamned sci-fi movie ever made
DAVE: of course I'm evil Dark what did you expect
DAVE: "good" is never good enough for me -
see this is y u have no friends
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..one day
I will come into your room
and take your glasses and your cape
and you will suffer -
DAVE: yes
DAVE: this is why I have no friends
DAVE: none of the friends
DAVE: not including my magic girl movie friend
DAVE: or my half witch half dog friend
DAVE: or my alcoholic lesbian friend
DAVE: good luck bro -
DAVE: s---
DAVE: that all looks like one thing
DAVE: I'm gonna have to start typing people's names
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