Dead's Profile

"Lynx deserves more siblings, she deserves a big family. I am a loving father."

"Theoretically it’s not illegal to steal strays, I could have 15 cats."

"hi I’m dead"

"wow never speak again woman"

"No your job title is help me with this box I need you to reach inside"

"cousin just doesn't have the same ring to it as little sister"

"We can if you really want to, I've got a letter from my dead mom saying we're not related."

"Hi Seth this is why you're a weeb, little sis."

"Popcorn is salty idk what to tell ya"

"That was some good popcorn. Not sure what the mayonnaise was about tho."

"Yeah but Seth isn't your brother. I hope. Come here little sis help with with this box it's really heavy"

"Good luck I'm insatiable and Alabama ain't too far"

"big meat is a big catch"

"Drug me mommy"

"Yeah sure inject me with kooloid"