Yo Mama
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Thread Topic: Yo Mama
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yo mama so poor she cant even afford to go to the free clinic
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Yo momma so fat when she leaned down to pick up something her ass went in your face
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You mama so stupid,she got locked in a grocery store and starved.
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yo mama so old her birth certificate say "expired"on it
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Yo mama is so fat,when she walked past the TV I missed the whole 2 hour movie.
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yo mama so smelly the goverment makes her wear a biohazard warning
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yo mama so greasy texaco buys oil from her
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yo mama so ugly her middle name is accident
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any others
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yo mama so fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued
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yo mama so fat that when she goes to the beach the whales get together and sing "we are family"
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Yo Momma so ugly, even Dracula wouldn't drink her blood!
Yo momma so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo momma so stupid, she had to put lipstick on her forehead to make-up her mind! -
yo mama so fat you have to walk 5 miles to get on her good side
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(IT'S TRUE!!!)
Yo Momma so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone! -
yo mama so ugly that when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application
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