Yo Mama
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Thread Topic: Yo Mama
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(IT'S TRUE!)
Yo mama teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife.
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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."
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Your momma's so fat, when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
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Yo Momma's so ugly, she can make onions cry.
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yo mama so stupid when she heard it was chilly on the news,she took a bowl and a spoon outside
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yo momma so scary, people think she's a vampire's wife
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Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her. -
Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah, let's go bury it!"
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Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
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you momma so ugly, people think she's deformed
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Yo momma so ugly when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
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yo mama so fat she stepped on the scale and it said "one at a time please"
yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it
yo mama so fat she has more chins then a chinese phone book -
Yo mamma so stupid,she thought Dunkin' Doughnuts was a basketball game.
Yo mamma so hairy,when her husband saw her,he screamed "BIG FOOT!"
Yo mamma so fat,when she went on a cruise and the people found out she ate the ship,they used her as the ship. -
Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo Momma's so old, when I told her to act her age, SHE DIED
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Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old she knew the Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
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