Yo Mama
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Thread Topic: Yo Mama
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Yo mamma so ugly,she has to wear 6 maskes on her face just to go out in public.
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yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
yo mama so fat she walks in high heels and strikes oil
yo mama so fat when she stwpped on a scale it showed her phone number -
Yo mama so old she's older than yo grandmama!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history class. -
yo mama so old rainbows were black and white
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Yo mamma so stupid,when she saw a yellow bus pass by with everybody in it wearing white she said "OOO! Twinkie!"
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yo mama so old her is memories are black and white
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Yo mamma so stupid,when she was talking on the phone with Customer Service and the guy said "Please hold" she didn't know what to hold.
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yo mamas teeth so rotten,when she smiles it looks like dice
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Yo mama so old she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
Yo mama so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama so old she got b-----slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.
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Yo mamma so fat,when she walks into into a clothing store,the owner changes the tags from "One size fits all" to "One size fits most"
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yo momma so fat you need to take a train and two buses to get on her good side
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Yo mama so old she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private.
Yo mama so old she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.
Yo mama so old the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
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You mamma is so fat,she's the new country!
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yo mama so fat her belt size is equator
yo mama so fat her dress size is b---- lose some weight
yo mama so old her social security number is 1 -
yo mama so greasy she uses bacon as bandaids
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