FAQs, part 2
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Thread Topic: FAQs, part 2
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Meant to be used in conjunction with FAQs part 1.
Since this one hasn't been said enough...
1. HOW DO I LEVEL UP AAHSJUHBDKJLGBAJSGBALGBGBEWHFELKKKK;;;;?
First of all, why? What benefit does it give you? Do you get posting privileges? No. Do you get a prize? No. In fact, the only thing it gives you is the ability to a. Post links and pictures at the rank of Junior and b. Post things within a smaller timeframe, as the site realizes you are not a bot.
The attempt to level up quickly is often displayed by making s---tons of pointless quizzes and posting a bunch of crap (much to the dismay of anyone who remembers when Offbeat had about the post frequency of P&P, when Offbeat was the laid-back chat place and P&P was for...well, psychology and personality topics).
Quizmaking only really works if people take the quizzes, so put thought into it! Make a quiz about communism or crabs or communist crabs or something like that.
Also, crap posting only pisses people off (as seen by the latest drama).
To sum it up? Don't care. Fuhgedaboudit. Past Junior, there are no benefits gained and it's just to make a pretty bar of colors appear on your page.
The real benefits come when you have been an active member for at least one year and are not a shitspammer. People begin to respect you more and you're not technically considered a "newb."
2. Why won't you stop insulting me?
Most of the time, people insult you here because you're doing something I recommended you not do. Well, not because I recommended it, no one gives half a flying fuckfart about that, just...bear with me okay? Hell, even bring a bear picture. Those are cool.
Personally, I think the insults are unnecessary. When it could be simply explained logically, and who wants to follow the advice of someone who just asserted dominance over them? I don't, you don't, our Neanderthal instincts don't, and now we're all Neanderthals. Yay.
So:
To "insulted:"
Don't worry about it. Seriously, there are far worse things that could happen to you. It's not like they said tritanope is a bad thing or anything *twitch**twitch*
To "insulters:"
Try to logically explain, without insults, what the deal is. I know, diplomacy is for pussies. Meh. Just try it once, they seem to listen more.
3. What is a tritanope?
Tritanopia is a type of color blindness, and tritanope is someone with tritanopia. To me, that's a secondary meaning. I don't know why, but tritanope for me takes on a euphoric meaning that has absolutely jackshit to do with color blindness.
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If I ever meet you in real life appa I will buy you a pint.
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Very nice, both your FAQs are very informative. Best hopes that the people who need to will actually read them
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We can just bump this now since it links to Part 1.
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Logical explanation doesn't work. You think we don't try that? These children don't know how to listen. They go overboard, and when they do... Well yeah. Flame wars~
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Kitten farts.
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too bad the people who need to read this wont xP
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Evil goat! -
PlanetMinecraft Newbieappayipyip that's a demon
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TAARIE HAZAARIE!
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howdoyoucusswithoutthecenorpickingitup? -
You can't anymore.
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Nooo buy people..
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