My girlfriend and I broke up recently,

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Thread Topic: My girlfriend and I broke up recently,

• Dwight Schrute Newbie

  9 years ago
  It gives me a chance to sow my wild oats. In the Schrute family, we have a tradition where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his doorstep by his parents. You can use those oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. I don't care. They're your oats.
• Vladimir Putin Newbie

  9 years ago
  We have a similar tradition in my country. Congratulations on your oats.
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  Zankyou315 Novice

  9 years ago
  Cool, Wierd, but Cool ^-^
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  Hiccstrid Novice

  9 years ago
  My thoughts exactly
• CatsClimbLadders Novice

  9 years ago
  Knock knock who's there? The oats
  
  Oaayhahhahahahaha
• Dwight Schrute Newbie

  9 years ago
  As a volunteer Sheriffs Deputy Ive been doing surveillance for years. One time I suspected an ex-girlfriend of mine of cheating on me, so I tailed her for six nights straight. Turns out . . . she was. With a couple of guys, actually. . . so . Mystery solved.
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  batman12506 Novice

  9 years ago
  A couple guys. Sorry to say this, well not really, but that chick needs to get a new hobby.

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