If comebacks were punches
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Thread Topic: If comebacks were punches
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A guy walked up to me
Guy: hey, you look gay and high, wanna go to the bathroom with me
Me: Gay? I'm straighter than the poles your mom dances on!
The guy rolled his eyes
Me: keep rolling your eyes, maybe you'll find a brain back there
Guy: man shut up, that comeback sucked
Me: if I wanted my comeback I would wipe it off your chin
Guy: you want to keep talkin wit me!
Me: I'm sitting here trying to figure out your view on things, but I can't fit my head that far up my ass. I can't wait until you choke on all that s--- your talkin.
Guy: you really want to argue with me!?
Me: I don't argue with idiots. It brings me down to their level so they can beat me with there experience.
Guy: man you gay as a poet, so here's sometin fo you! Shut the hell up before I kill you
Me: Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me handsome, what the hell happened to you!
At that pint he stormed off -
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what Alyce said because... that was just contradicting right there.
I've heard all of those comebacks before though man D: You gotta come up with your own if you want to sound BA
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