Pickup lines.!
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Thread Topic: Pickup lines.!
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If I was an enzyme, Id be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
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*I'd
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I like your face
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I put the STD in Stud and now all I need is U
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(Crazy funny lame one!)
If you were a booger I'd pick you first -
Lets play baseball. I'll throw the ball and we'll run home.
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Guy: Hey you looking for a ball?
Girl: Yes.
Guy: Well I got two which one you want? -
Will you marry me? (Simple but effective!)
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You can stay but the shirt gotta go
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you: Bored?
Guy: Yeah -__-
you: Wanna be not bored?
Guy: YES, COME ON!!!
you: No, You come on me. -
Excuse me, i managed to notice that every time i pass you, a monster grows inside me called "b---- get in my car" i just hope it doesn't escape and make me call after it.
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Is your dad a baker? Cuz you got some nice buns
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Your so beautiful, I forgot my pickup line
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I want to put my thingy in your thingy
I like your pants can I test the zipper
Are you from heaven? Cause your face is f---edup
I like my woman like peanut butter-chunky
All from the video 100 worst pick up lines -
I'm a Slytherin, mind if I slither in?
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