Pickup lines.!

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Thread Topic: Pickup lines.!

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  rascal1178 Advanced

  11 years ago
  That outfit would look great crumpled in a heap on my bedroom floor.
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  XxMewMewNyanxX Novice

  11 years ago
  XD
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  rascal1178 Advanced

  11 years ago
  Hey baby, you must be a light switch, because every time I see you I get turned on!
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  rascal1178 Advanced

  11 years ago
  Babe, you're so good looking I'd drink your bath water!
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  rockstar98 Junior

  11 years ago
  Me. You. My bed. Now.
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  rascal1178 Advanced

  11 years ago
  You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear...
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  rockstar98 Junior

  11 years ago
  The world will end if we don't have sex. XP
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  rascal1178 Advanced

  11 years ago
  If I followed you home, would you keep me?
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  rvelez Junior

  11 years ago
  Hey, I'm irish. Want to taste my lucky charms?
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  Orange Fusion Novice

  11 years ago
  f--- me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
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  SG115 Novice

  11 years ago
  You must know karate, 'cause your body's kickin' xD
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  rascal1178 Advanced

  11 years ago
  Boy, you're so sexy I can already feel the baby kicking. XD
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  SockMonkey Novice

  11 years ago
  Fuck me
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  Marks9Brigade Novice

  11 years ago
  FAQ me too
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  Marks9Brigade Novice

  11 years ago
  Fuq me too*

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