LAMEST PICK UP LINE EVER
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Thread Topic: LAMEST PICK UP LINE EVER
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guy: "can you do a split?"
girl: "why?"
guy: "cuz i was wonderin if you could do one over my d**k"
guys at my school are pervs. -
A guy at my school used this weird one. He said 'If I were a dog,I'd lick you all over' Wtf?! A couple of kids at my school are perverts,too. Mostly jocks.
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Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning? *Imprudent wink*
Girl: Unfertilized now f--- off! -
LOL guys i read all of it they're funny
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Thanks,Scar.
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DarkAngelLove NewbieA girl used this rhyme...
I'm sexy, I'm hot.
I'm everything you're not.
Who am I? Just guess.
Boys wanna touch my chest. -
hey girl,you wanna take a ride on my big pink tractor
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kenzroxursox NewbieAre you Jamaican cuz your Ja'maican me crazy!
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I just ate some skittles. Wanna come taste the rainbow?
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DespicableSharon Novicesome guy said this to my friend: if u were a blanket, i would be laying all over you. And here is another tht some perv at my skool said to this girl: girl ur lyk a trampoline, u make me wanna jump on you! stupid guys these dayz.
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Barney NewbieSex is a sensation caused by caused by temptation a guy sticks his location into a girls destination to increase the population of the next generation do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
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wow... u might need to be a rocket scientists to even comprehend thats a pick up line...
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Barney NewbieI'm just that awsome
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and that is why i am afraid of barney...
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that was genuise and it rhymed
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