LAMEST PICK UP LINE EVER
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Thread Topic: LAMEST PICK UP LINE EVER
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im a girl
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Oh,okay...
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I gtg. I'll see ya tommarow. Atios amigo!
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bye *waves crazily at computer*
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gurl... did you get your body from McDonalds cuz im loving it...... sooo sooo corny
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lily4life Newbielol
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you look hot maybe you should take of your shirt
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the only reason i would kick you out of bed is so i can f--- you on the floor
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This isn't a line, it's a poem:
Roses are red
Violets are flowers
I can keep f---ing
For hours and hours -
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
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LOL Dragon
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This is one a jock used on me at school "Girl,the only reason I'd kick you out of bed is to f--- you on the floor".
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Oh,and here's one a random guy used on me.
Guy:Sorry to bother you,but I couldn't help noticing there's something on your chest.
Me:Oh,really? What?
Guy: Don't worry,just my eyes. -
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
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guys at my school use these all the time "damn girl!" "do you think my 'tractors' sexy?"
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