LAMEST PICK UP LINE EVER
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Thread Topic: LAMEST PICK UP LINE EVER
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DO YOU WASH YOUR PANTS WITH WINDEX CKUZ I SEE ME IN EM
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if you were a bugger i would pik u
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IF I COULD REARANGE THE ALPHABET I'D PUT U AND I TOGETHER
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Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
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damn you so fine you make me with i was straight-jennette
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wait that suppose to say wish not with
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hey do you work at a farm ckuz your really good at raising cocks lol
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ha ha! that was a good one
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lol thank you i use it a lot jk jk
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Hey girl, wanna f---?
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thats...to the point
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Was you dad a terrorist cuz your the bomb ;)
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LOL I remember the Alphabet one, my friend counteracted it
Weird Guy: IF I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together *wink*
Friend: Really? I would put F and U together
I was laughing so hard lol -
your boobs look heavy, can i hold them for u?
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Lol. That's gonna make a girl mad.
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