Lucifer's Profile

"Not to be "that guy", but excuse me?"

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"Like I said, they're losing faith. Years ago, humanity was scared. It followed his commandments down to the last detail. They even lynche..."

"Do you think that if people knew that I'm not here to punish sinners, but to welcome them where their supposed father wouldn't, they would k..."

"What about any of this has seemed like I don't want people to come to me? I welcome the company. I'll love the children he condemned."

"When their god is forsaken, they will have nowhere to turn but me. But hey! I'm not out to deter anyone!"

"Yes, I'm sure god gets a lot of complaints. The world is losing faith in him, and when they turn to me, I'll accept them with the open arms..."

"Your hands are far from godly. Even if you were him, why would I do anything to help you? I'm having fun down here with all the sinners he..."

"Your god creates all of the people, imperfections and all. I just welcome his rejects."

"Don't worry, everyone, I've got you. Hell is a party, and your god is a dick. I think your choice is clear."

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"No."

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"Don't listen to him. Christianity is boring."

"Well, fantastic. I'll leave you to your business, then."