i am god
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Thread Topic: i am god
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get me poptarts or you're going to hell
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noooo
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Don't worry, everyone, I've got you. Hell is a party, and your god is a dick. I think your choice is clear.
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that's it
thou fuking homo thou will get sodomized for not listening to my commands
GET ME POPTARTS -
Lucifer? I haven't seen you in a long time. Shouldn't you be manufacturing homos or puppeetering politicians?
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god does weed -
I created weed, nigga. I created you, so shut yo' b---- ass up or becoming an atheist.
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Your god creates all of the people, imperfections and all. I just welcome his rejects.
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damn god is a savage
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Really then? Then you could take a huge load off of my godly hands. There's tons still ravishing on this Earth, you can take them alive or not fam.
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Your hands are far from godly. Even if you were him, why would I do anything to help you? I'm having fun down here with all the sinners he's condemned, and he's up there, ignoring all of the world's problems, anyway.
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u and luci are stuip
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Sure, right, I get tons of those complaints. Ummm, yeah, look kid, you're just some emo entity that rules a place down below that could be easily mistaken as someone's butthole after eating tons of McDonald's. I got a little kid's summer soccer game to attend to for some reason, Kim's my favorite. The Africans got enough skin to feed on, unless they aren't piled up dead or something like that.
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ZERO YOU'RE GOING TO HELL YOU MEDDLING WEEB
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Yes, I'm sure god gets a lot of complaints. The world is losing faith in him, and when they turn to me, I'll accept them with the open arms he withheld. It's not my fault; he's just the ultimate deadbeat dad. Your insults are extremely childish, but what can I expect from a species that has only existed 200,000 years?
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