Favorite quotes?
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Thread Topic: Favorite quotes?
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Book: What are we up to, sweetheart?
River: Fixing your Bible.
Book: I, um...what?
River: Bible's broken. Contradictions, false logistics - doesn't make sense.
Book: No, no. You - you can't...
River: So we'll integrate non-progressional evolution theory with God's creation of Eden. Eleven inherent metaphoric parallels already there. Eleven. Important number. Prime number. One goes into the house of eleven eleven times, but always comes out one. Noah's ark is a problem.
Book: Really?
River: We'll have to call it early quantum state phenomenon. Only way to fit 5000 species of mammal on the same boat.
-Firefly, episode 7 -
smartgirl115 JuniorHere's some from "Family Guy":
"Bird is the word."
"Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?"
"Whose leg do you have to hump to get a pint of Guiness around here?"
"It's time for a sexy party!" -
Speaking of Family Guy, I like the sodomy song.
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smartgirl115 Junior@ Ana: Yeah, that one was hilarious LOL. =D
But I think the cowboy gay sex and shipoopi songs are epic. :D -
smartgirl115 Junior@ Emma: lol xD
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"Son: Hey Dad! I got a girlfriend!
Dad: Nice son, is she hot?
Son: Hell yeah!
- Girl: Hey Dad! I got a boyfriend!
Dad: *Loads shotgun*" -
greg house Newbiefrom house md
camron: it could be lupis
house: run the tests
(comes back after doing tests)
house: it's not lupis
lol and it never is she allways says lupis someone needs to tell her to shut up about it
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