i think i can handle this...

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Thread Topic: i think i can handle this...

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  Orkimedes Newbie

  14 years ago
  well.. my family is wanting me to go to church regularly now.
  
  
  i think i'll dip my nuts in the communion wine, impregnate a few choir girls, and maybe learn a bit of latin and start whispering things to the preast.
  
  
  
  =D yeah... i think i can handle this.
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  Anastasia Novice

  14 years ago
  LOL
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  AngelofDeath Newbie

  14 years ago
  ROFLMAO!!!
• Hunteriscool Newbie

  14 years ago
  lol
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  saralee123 Novice

  14 years ago
  0_0 lol
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  MyNameisKaiti3 Novice

  14 years ago
  ahahahaha! xD
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  Carri04 Novice

  14 years ago
  LOL!
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  xVaMpIrEx Novice

  14 years ago
  LMFAO! xD
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  sapphiretwirl Novice

  14 years ago
  try pissing in the holy water haha
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  AngelofDeath Newbie

  14 years ago
  Yeah. That's actually a great idea. What Sapphi said!
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  kneekiki02 Newbie

  14 years ago
  haha u can handle it its all good LOL!
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  sex_me Newbie

  14 years ago
  lmao
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  Carri04 Novice

  14 years ago
  nuuu swap the holy water with acid!
  
  they won't know the difference >:D
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  Orkimedes Newbie

  14 years ago
  well, today was my second day in church. my little sister didnt force us to sit up front so i didnt nearly vomit today. i also was able to stay awake through the whole thing! but i told my parents that god and i werent on speaking terms and that he was being immature about me hanging my genetils out an open window into a room full of preschoolers.
  
  apparently that pisses him off.
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  Carri04 Novice

  14 years ago
  LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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