Christians' Thread
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Thread Topic: Christians' Thread
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If you have any stories you'd like to tell about what God has done in our life, you an post them here. If there's anything you've been struggling with and want encouragement, I'm here for you!! This is a safe place for my fellow Christian brothers and sisters in Christ!!
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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved God so much, I had all the crosses and bibles
>I pray to God every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"God is love" I say; "God is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a jesuslover
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for God
>I called him an atheist
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Jesus
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my world."
>He grabs me with his powerful godly hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Jesus
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Jesus
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Jesus
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>jesus looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all over now."
>Jesus leaves through my window
>God is love. God is life. -
Beverlyreagan NoviceI love God :)
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Shrek is god, god is Shrek.
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shrek is not God, God is not shrek.
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>Go to bookstore
>Purchase my 15th copy of the Bible which I was going to use as a spare for my third spare.
>Man at the counter tells me that Muhammad is better than God.
>Tell him to take it back
>He takes out a copy of the Qur'an and rubs it on his d---.
>I fall to my kneees and scream 'God is love. God is life.'
>He looks confused
>Suddenly the aromatic smell of Baptism begins to fill the store.
>God Crashes through the door and beats the cashier to death with Jesus
>The cashier screams in pain.
>'Get over it blasphemer' says God.
>'Go on my child.' he continues ' All is right.'
>'Thank you, God.'
>I wink
>He bends me over and sticks his giant lord sized e-rectory penis in my ass.
>I want to please God
>The next thing I know I am swimming in Wine smelling deity come
>Go home
>God marathon on history channel
>'God yeah!' -
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