Fun comebacks you've used?
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Thread Topic: Fun comebacks you've used?
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"Your wearing all black..."
"I could of f---ing sworn it was blue when I left the house"
"Halloween is over freak"
"Yeah? Then why are you in costume?"
"Your a f---ing twig"
"Huh,I can always work out,you'll still look like a f---ing s--- pig" -
"Why are you _________?"
"BECAUSE I DON'T GIVE A SAGGY LEFT NUT!"
"Are you implying you have one to give?"
Only works with girls. :P -
"When I eat your brain, it'll be times like this that I'll look back on and cherish."
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"Ha! I play badmitton(sp) better than you!"
"You should see me when I'm not going easy on you..."
"Is your boyfriend sitting here?"
"No."
"Now he is."
"Well, actually he's sitting across the table...so if you don't mind..."
This isn't really a comeback, but its pretty darn close...:
"Those girls were talking about you..."
"SWEET I GOT MY OWN FANCLUB!" *goofy smile* :D -
"I hope your ass is jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth."
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if i at any time gave a s!!! im only giving it back from all the s!!! you gave me
im trying to care.. but im not good and new things
if i at any time care.. its only cause there nothing on tv
"your immature" you immaturerer doodie head :P
keep that up and ill give you a power noogie till your skull caves in
*looks at watch* sorry.. i stopped careing.. exactly 4 minutes ago
aww.. i love him to death.. but posion sounds so much easyer -
"Hello!! Hello?? Aren't you gonna talk to me? We're friends right?"
"Who said that? I can't hear over the sound of a monkey making annoying sounds.." -
VoicelessVoice NewbieI can't speak, but I've heard some of these from Jer and Evan.
"I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!"
"Better to be a smartass than a dumbass."
"If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose you're because I'd want a brain that had never been used."
"I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying."
"Someday you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't." ~mainly Evan~
"There is no vaccine against stupidity."
"Pardon me, but you've mistaken me for someone who gives a damn." ~Mainly Jer~
"I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead." -
"You're a f---ing b----."
"Well, then tell my ass because it's the only thing that gives a crap about you." -
Attempting to give a damn...stopping. Process failed. Damn not given.
Just because I look like a beaver doesn't mean I give a damn.
In the simplest terms, I don't give a rat's ass. -
"Your d--- would be longer if 3/4s of it wasn't shoved up your personality."
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"your ugly"
"says the guy i saw on animal planet last night"
"lol your too fat"
"um,your on the elmers glue bottle" -
@Sam xD I'm dying!
This happened before.
"Cryptozoology is stupid."
"Says the guy who asked me out on Facebook..."
"Oh yeah? Well do you know how to shoot a bebe gun?"
"SPAIN!!" :D
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I've used the first one on Sam's list before as well! -
When someone hits/drops you: "HEY! I am an expensive piece of fine China!"
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"Get lost".
"I can't, I know my way around Sydney"
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