I will answer any and every question that you people ask me.
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Thread Topic: I will answer any and every question that you people ask me.
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Why was I sent this awkward yet funny email from my friend? (Willow and I aren't dating were both straight) (And she hates Willow) (I'm Kristina)
Dear Kristina, Dear Willow,
I understand you are having some relationship troubles at this time, and you may be in need of some support. Whenever you do feel free to turn to me, your trusted friend well for Kristina at least. Kristina, I know you are sad that he broke up with you but have to understand he will always be confused about his sexual alignment, and will be a bit between the borderline of Female and Male. Willow, I know you are a horse so I have broken down my lecture for you into Horsian. Neigh neigh whinny neigh OATS neigh neigh neigh, neighy neigh neigh, neigh gallop around room neigh-neigh toss head neigh, flip mane neigh neigh neigh neigh bare teeth neigh whinny OATS neigh gallop around room neigh.
Kristina, advice for the future to you is to date a very definite male instead of a borderline, and a human instead of a centaur, or, in Willow's more recent case, full horse.
Willow, advice for the future to you is to stay centaur don't become a full horse. If you choose horse don't go cavorting with the human girls, breaking their hearts and sending them into hysterics. You must realize that Kristina has happius crydius*, a rare condition causing her to appear happy and laughing instead of sad and crying when the situation calls for it. When you do not wish to be with your female partner any longer don't dump them, even if you like to see happius crydius manifested in Kristina, your ex. She is a sensitive person, and you, being male, will never understand fully. If this is hard to understand in English let me translate into Horsian: Neigh neigh neigh OATS neigh neigh neigh neighyneigh neigh whinny neigh bare teeth neigh. Neigh neigh, gallop around room neigh. Neigh neigh, neigh? Neigh. Neigh OATS neigh.
To sum up this letter, Kristina, don't date horses or homos, Willow, have a heart. Neigh.
Both of you, support is readily available.
Call the toll-free number below for help:
For Kristina: Just kidding, there's no number to call
For Willow: 1-866-SAD-HORSY
At any time I can find the two of you a marriage counselor, as I realize you have deep feelings for each other and may take your (while currently broken up, but may not stay that way) relationship to the next step.
Sincerely,
Jessica Wang
(Who is cooler than horses)
Footnote: *happius crydius (hap-EE-us kry-DEE-us): An extremely uncommon condition, manifested at birth, which causes the victim to suffer from apparent physical happiness while emotionally unhappy. Symptoms include: laughing often, smiling too much, rarely physically appearing to be sad, etc. These symptoms will appear around birth but become more obvious over age until the peak at age 15, after which the symptoms will appear less and less often. -
kiki, she was in a very interesting state of mind when she typed this.
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How can I find Jareth?
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Yes XDDDDDDDDD But it made me laugh.
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Ozzy, google maps?
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Does anger and depression come with pregnancy? Because it seems like I've just been very angry and not content with anything at all since I got pregnant :/ Is that normal?
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How the hell did I get there from watching spongebob? -
Tara, hormonal inbalance usually does coincide with pregnancy.
Kiki, by clicking the next video that seemed the most visually appealing. -
Grrrr.... I'm trying to stump you.
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Are you or someone you know 'thewelshboyo'?
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Tara, sorry, but no.
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If i told you i was going to in with a friend who is also my ex, would you get mad and try and tell me how to live my life?
Btw me and my ex are just friends he already has a new girlfriend -
Google maps didn't work. Where can I find him?
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Nuna, i dont understand what you mean by "in". But gathering what information I can from the rest of the question, I would tell you to do whatever makes you happy.
Ozzy, facebook? -
Bob, i mean he will be my roommate..literally
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