Tell me things to say.
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Thread Topic: Tell me things to say.
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Ask me questions, or tell me phrases or words to say, in any voice or accent.
Also, I can translate things to Russian if you'd like. -
You brought me sandpaper Kathy, not toilet paper.
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Don't drop the soap
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Aoife. OuO
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Dark is love, Dark is life.
Chai tea.
CAT (scream this pls) -
Potatoes! (Scream this in an Irish accent)
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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In a little kid voice:
Oh my gawd!!
In a deep voice (maybe British, lol xD)
Yes, my child?!! -
Don't slip on the bar of soap!
So you're playing Twister? You're sure you didn't die in a bathroom before you started playing? -
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Deep scary voice "Welcome Foolish Mortals!"
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.o. Moo.
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Some girls are happy just to buff the muff when they're alone, but I can't get off without having a gerbil in my chlamydia canal and an egg timer up my puckered brown eye. My cod canyon was trembling like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer. If I don't study english cliterature to get my shrimp sap slobbering from my tuna canal, his batter blaster is going to leave my furburger resembling the south end of a badger going north. My cake hole was so full of ample cock and Da Vinci load, the Da Vinci load was draining down my chin and onto my sweater puppies. The unrelenting orgasms from his blue-veined custard chucker hammering my oyster ditch made me come so hard, I began sweating like a gypsy near an unlocked shipping container.
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WHY
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