What is the weirdest/strangest/creepiest thing you've
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Thread Topic: What is the weirdest/strangest/creepiest thing you've
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Ana: "Well that can just suck it then"
Zeek: "Yeah, if it's willing to bend down and whatnot."
Me- *Headdesk* Uh can we get new assigned seats now? -
Kyle: SHUT THE f--- UP, I HAVE WAY MORE ARMPIT HAIR THAN YOU
Josh: OH YA WANNA GO
Kyle: COME AT ME BRO -
Me: Maria didn't you want to go the bathroom?
Maria: no not anymore
Zach: yeah I have that effect on people. Once my d--- gets near them they stop having to pee
(Maria and Zach are dating and they were cuddling/ spooning at lunch) -
This was a few days ago but:
Maria: tell her about your corn story
Zach: ok so what if you stuck a cob of corn up your ass, then pulled it out and all the pieces were still stuck up there, so when you s--- it all just came out and you took it and gave it to someone and they ate it -
Oh and also:
Zach: so how's Billy? Did you have fun together?
(Doesn't really seem wierd but Billy is this desperate kid who asked Zach if I was single at the dance. And he's strange. Nice, but strange. And Zach said it in the wierdest most perverted making- fun- of sort of way XD) -
"Achy Breaky 2" e.e
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Me: *Playing on iPod*
Mom: *Walks in*
Me:What do you wantHi.
Mom: Have you seen me underware?
Me: Um... No...
Mom: *Walks over to my desk and picks up underware*
Me: Why Mother, Just why?
Mom: *Farts* I'm leaving now.
Me: 0_o -
HOW DID EVRYTHING GET CROSSED OUT????
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"He's cuter with his clothes off"
- My 5-year-old sister and I have no clue what she was talking about.... -
"Sorry, the game disk can't be read. So it can't be readed."
- My 7 year old sister to my 5 year old brother (I'm just like: you said read the first time and said readed after...) -
I'm kind of high on ukulele right now.
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Mom: *farts*
Me: *staring at* :oI
Mom: I just had to do it. *smirking*
Me: *grumble**grumble**goes upstairs**grumble* -
"Geek in UnLoving"
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"Who's the Beatles?"
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WHO THE f--- DOESN'T KNOW OF THE BEATLES?!?!
Me: *Typing in "tell me what you think of me." in talking Angela*
Angela: 100011100011001000111100111110001
Mike: That means "f--- you" in computer. :/
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