What is the weirdest/strangest/creepiest thing you've
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Thread Topic: What is the weirdest/strangest/creepiest thing you've
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Does it also include stupidest thing I have ever heard? Okay. Whatever.
Teacher reading aloud: The FAT chef...
kid in my class: Hahahah!! FAT!!
so....dumb...and stupid. -
Okay my brother told me to paint him a replica of a Picasso painting and I kept saying no and he said 'i'll suck your d--- nigga'
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Inflatable sheep.
They were for sex. -
Narwhals, Narwhals, swimming in the ocean. Narwhals, Narwhals, starting a commotion. Cuz they are so awesome.
Pretty big and pretty white. Can beat a polar bear in a fight. It has a kick ass facial horn. An under water unicorn.
Narwhals, they are narwhals. Narwhals. Just don't let them touch your balls. Narwhals, they are narwhals. Narwhals, inventors of the Shesh Kabab. -
A gummy bear with its head ripped off.
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"That's what the inside of a vagina looks like."
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*vomits violently*
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And "Period blood tastes like butter."
I'm done with life. -
Cereal?
Amy: Pretty leaffffffff *Pets it*
Me: NO OFFICER I DO NOT HAVE MARIJUANA *Runs*
Amy: She's asexual *Runs* -
THAT, BY THE WAY, IS OUT OF CONTEXT. IT WAS A. PERFECTLY NORMAL SITUATION.
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Uhh....My car's windshield disappearing.
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