I will read everything posted in this thread
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Thread Topic: I will read everything posted in this thread
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It is 12:30 EST as of right now.
At 12:30 EST tomorrow I will record myself reading everything posted in this thread in a deep seductive voice.
Please try not to make your post too super long. I want to be able to finish yours and move on to the next within a timely manner. -
Customer: Here's your tax and change.
You: No, it's on the house.
Customer: Thanks! *starts heading out the store*
You: No, I meant its litterly "on the house" *points to the customer's groceries on his/her house* -
I'm going to be talking to myself and the first thing you can come up with is a dialogue?
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Yes. XD
Alright, then.. idk. Say something in Japenese? -
"You know what? There's a ton of lore on Unicorns too. In fact I hear they ride on silver moonbeams and shoot rainbows out of their ass."
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"Smooth.Like Butter"
(something my boss from work told me,this isn't part of the sentence btw :P) -
Hey, little girl, wanna come over and uh, have some fun?
(Also)
Hey, kid, wanna buy some magic? -
Truth_ NewbieMan it's a hot one
Like seven inches from the midday sun
Well I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone
But you stay so cold
My mu equita
My Spanish Harlem Mona Lisa
You're my reason for reason
The step in my groove, yeah
Bridge
And if you said this life ain't good enough
I would give my world to lift you up
I could change my life to better suit your mood
'Cause you're so smooth
Chorus
And it's just like the ocean under the moon
Well that's the same as the emotion that I get from you
You got the kind of lovin' that can be so smooth, yeah
Gimme your heart make it real
Or else forget about it
Well I'll tell you one thing
If you would leave it'd be a crying shame
In every breath and every word I hear your name calling me out
Well out from the barrio you hear my rhythm on your radio
You feel the turning of the world so soft and slow
Turning you round and round
Bridge
Chorus x 2
Or else forget about it
Or else forget about it
Oh, let's don't forget about it
(Gimme me your heart, make it real, or else forget about it)
Oh, let's don't forget about it
Let's don't forget about it, yeah
Oh, no, no
Let's don't forget about it (repeat) -
Boys are cheats and liars,
Theyre such a big disgrace,
They will tell you anything
To get to second baseball, baseball,
He thinks hes gonna score,
If you let him go all the way
Then you are a whoreticulturists study flowers,
Geologists study rocks,
The only thing a guy wants from youIs a place to put his c---roaches, beetles,Butterflies, and bugs,
Nothing makes him happier
Than a giant pair of juglers and acrobats
And dancing bears named chuck,
All boys want to do is
Forget it no such luck. -
Wveebn NewbieTeam gay has lost again.
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Magic, trust, and pixie dust.
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Banana.
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I'm a majestic rainbow unicorn that flies through the sky s---ting rainbows out.
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Hey girl, wanna scratch my big toe? I haven't shaved in fifteen minutes so it's getting a little hairy, and I have a contagious infection. But if you wanna scratch my toe, it's right here, baby.
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f--- your songs. I'm saying words, not lyrics.
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