Dead baby jokes
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Thread Topic: Dead baby jokes
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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?
ones fun to squish and the others a watermelon -
How do you make a man pregnant?
Stick a baby up his ass!
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt
What's the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of baby guts?
You can't gargle gravel.
What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree?
One is legal to hit with an AXE. -
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
How do you get them back out?
With TORTILLA CHIPS! -
What's white and red and hangs from a telephone wire?
A baby shot through a snowblower! -
Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face! -
What's more fun than strapping a baby to a clothesline and then spinning it around at 200km/h?
Stopping it with a shovel. -
What's the difference between a dead baby and a peanut butter cup?
The dead baby won't stick to the roof of your mouth. -
What's red and goes round and round?
A baby in a garbage disposal. -
Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive. -
How do you stop a baby from choking?
Take your cock out of its mouth. -
These are some pretty f---ed jokes.
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XD
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I should probably leave the thread. XD It hurts to imagine this stuff happening to a baby. They are amusing but... just, ya.
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I don't think they're funny...it's just...eh.
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okay im fine with all of these jokes but the last one about the salt
...GAWD I CAN JUST IMAGINE THAT ONE AND CRY...
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