Jokes and quotes
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Thread Topic: Jokes and quotes
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Bambi NoviceLoL Ban!
I know Rachy we can call her Creidom! It's crazy + random + weird! LoL -
xXBanisherXx NewbieCrazy+Random+Wierd= my cousin Nick. Every New Year's Eve he throws a knife at me. Nicked my finger last years. Almost every time i go to his house, he takes a lighter and a can of Axe, aims at my head, and fires. But im too good to be hit. i ducked once and punched him in the stomach, stalling him for long enough for me to run down stairs and grab a knife to defend myself. lol, true story
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Bambi NoviceOh my gosh why does he throw knives at you! LoL. Poor you.
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Carri04 NoviceOMG thats just violent and mean, poor u xXBanisherXx
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Carri04 Noviceweird, crazy+random+ is also me,
random because I say something completely weird at a very strange time like for example: friends are talking about death, I say: COCONUT!!! they all look at me weird
weird because I talk to the wall (just to freak people out)
crazy because for a birthday party I showed up in a banana suit and a giant sign that says "MY BEST FRIEND IS A MONKEY"
lol all true xD -
Carri04 Novicei meant to say random+crazy+weird xD
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Bambi NoviceLoL Carri04. Where are you from, Florida? (LoL, bad CA joke...)
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rachcab21 NewbieHahaha! Awesome Ban!
Yeah! Creidom sounds good, but I don't know if I could remember how to spell that. I'm slow. -
xXBanisherXx Newbieawesome? i was screaming curses as i ran down the stairs. and this one time, he ran at me with a chainsaw, but thats a story for another time (unless u want to hear it :) )
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Carri04 NoviceWe'd love to hear it lol, and I'm from Taiwan (yes I'm asian -_-) but I live in Canada!
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rachcab21 NewbieCool Carri04! We Asians ROCK! *High Fives Carri04* Yeah Ban! We would LOVE to hear the story!
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Carri04 Novice*high fives back* lol
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Anastasia NoviceLol! I'm pale and white! *high fives myself*
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xXBanisherXx Newbiesry, been away. heres the story:
me and him were helping his dad cut some trees down that were too close to his house. his dad (being the smart man he is) gave my cousin the chainsaw. i had an old, rusty wood axe. my cousin began to chop down trre after tree, leaving stumps with terribly un-straight cuts(it was like a wooden roller coaster) his dad came over and said to me why wasn't i doing as many trees as my cousin. i answered because im not a dumb@ass. my cousin over heard me and said im the one with the chainsaw! who's the dumb@ss now??? then he dropped the chainsaw on his foot (not the blade) and began to jump around screaming. his dad came over to help and i (accidentaly) was on the ground, in tears laughing at him. minutes later he picks up the chainsaw and charges at me, as i get up to run. i go towards the wooden axe as his dad is yelling at my cousin to stop. then i ran, picked up the axe, and fled deeper into the woods (which was only an acre or 2 long in all directions)
after my great escape (i keep running until he gave up), i got a ride from a man driving on route 9 (which is next to the woods) he took me home (hour south from my cousin). The End -
Carri04 NoviceHoly f**k your cuzin has mental issues! and wowwwwwwww O_o craziness!
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