Jokes and quotes
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Thread Topic: Jokes and quotes
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Bubblegum7 NewbieHey guys! I was jst wondering if any1 has any gud jokes r quotes that mite give me a laugh!:) i only hve 1:
knock knock
whos there?
isabelle
isabelle who?
isabelle necessary on a bike?
terrible! so u see now why i need some new jokes! -
nessie14 Novicequote:
"How does one stack that which is round?"
its from my friend. oh, here's a joke:
A lady walks into an ice cream parlor. She says to the waitor, "I would like a chocolate cone." The waitor says, "I'm sorry, but we don't have any chocolate."
The lady says, "Okay, then I'll have some chocolate ice cream in a bowl." The man says, "I'm sorry, but we have NO chocolate." Then the lady says, "OK, then I will have a chocolate milkshake." The man answers, "Look lady. Can you spell the 'van' in 'vanilla?'" She says, "V-A-N." Then he says, "And can you spell the 'straw' in 'strawberry?'" She says, "S-T-R-A-W." Then he says, "And can you spell the 'stink' in 'chocolate?'" The lady thinks for a minute and says, "But there is no 'stink' in 'chocolate.'" He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you! There is no stinkin' chocolate!"
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Carri04 NoviceHahahah I thought this joke up on the spot but it was inspired by the show 'The Latest Buzz' lol ok
Noah was interviewing a rockstar who only said "ROCK ON!"
Noah: So what do you have to say to your fans?
Star: ROCK ON!
Noah: How do you feel about music?
Star: ROCK ON!
Noah: Are you happy?
Star: ROCK ON!
Noah: can you say anything other than--
Star: Rock on? ROCK ON!
Noah: Ever consider saying anything other than 'rock on'?
Star: Rock...out? ROCK OUT!
Noah: okay..... that'll be all thank you.
Star: ROCK ON!! *leaves*
After that, Noah's friend Rebecca comes in and starts joking with Noah
Noah: that dude can't say anything than rock on
Rebecca: I could see *laughs*
Noah: *smirk* if he was to order chinese food?
Rebecca: Wok on! lol
Noah: While putting on socks?
Rebecca: Sock on!
Noah: checking the clock?
Rebecca: CLOCK ON!
Noah and Rebecca laugh but they did not notice that their boss was watching them joke about the rockstar so eventually I guess they were fired for making fun of him.
lol bad joke but whateva it made me sorta laugh....sorta -
rachcab21 NewbieThe first joke for Carri04 was funny to me!
Okay! This joke is going to be funny I just know it! Okay!
In a classroom, the teacher had let the class play bingo for just doing so well that day. "Who ever has bingo will pick a award from the treasure box." After 5 questions, Josh had bingo.He looked in the treasure box and said,"I'll take the balls. You know, for juggling." "Balls," Omar laughed out loud. "What? I like bouncy balls," Josh said. The class had bursted into laughter.
A couple of days past and a new student, Levi, had transfered from another school. It was the end of the day and we played bingo.The new student had won this time and he was able to go to the treasure box. Guess what! He grabbed 3 balls and said,"I think I'm gonna get these balls." The class was laughing like crazy, even the teacher was! "That is funny! What a coincidense!"
This is a true story. I hope it is funny! :) -
Carri04 Novicelol thanks rachcab21 your joke is HILARIOUS LOL THAT IS REALLY WEIRD!! and that sounded like you were talking about my class cause they would do that too lol
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Bubblegum7 NewbieUr jokes r so funny! And i jst realizd this nw, i postd the same thread twice. Oops! Sory!:) i think my computer doesnt like me anymore, it keeps doing that!(im kidding, im nt actually that crazy!):)
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mickeyjoe333 Newbie3 men walk into a bar 4 one ducks
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mickeyjoe333 Newbieok funny story
me:spell subway
my bff:s-u-b-w-a-y
me:noe take the f out of way
my bff:there is no f in way -
mickeyjoe333 Newbiethats wat i say when i cant do somthing
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Bubblegum7 NewbieI luvd that 3 men walk in2 a bar joke! Brilliant!
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rachcab21 NewbieLol! That is funny! I think I'm gonna try that also! But I hate stealing people's ideas.
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Carri04 NoviceI don't get the 3 men walk into a bar joke, could someone explain it to me?
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rachcab21 NewbieYou don't get it? "f in way" is another way of saying "f---in way." Get it now?
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rachcab21 NewbieHEY! They block the word when I was writing "f---in" that is wrong! They can't do that! But I could get kicked out if I keep doing that.
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mickeyjoe333 Newbie3 men walk into a bar like a steal bar the fourth one duck under it
and yall can take any thing i write i dont care
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