Jokes and quotes
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Thread Topic: Jokes and quotes
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rachcab21 NewbieL.O.L! That was WEIRD! The joke wasn't funny, but then after that-HILARIOUS! I think I know another joke now:
ME: Hey, I killed a guy last night.
You: So?
ME: If a spoon!
HAHAHA! I just love people doing that! -
Bambi NoviceLoL alltimelowluver! [;)]
rachcab21, LoL ;)
I've got one:
Creepy Guy Who Likes Emo Girl: How do you like your eggs in the morning? (Winks lustfully)
Emo Girl: Unfertilized now f!off!
LoL, sorry that was rude. (Hangs head in shame) -
rachcab21 NewbieYou really like Emos don't you?
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Carri04 Noviceomg that "Emo girl" sounds like me, I always tell guys to F*** off lol BUT IM NOT EMO, PEOPLE SAY I AM SO IM GETTING SICK OF IT
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Bambi NoviceNaw, emos are okay but I don't really agree with stereotypes. It's like they're made so people like them and want to be them but that's what's special about being you - you're unique and you're not a stereotype.
LoL, that's my life lesson for today. -
rachcab21 NewbieWait. Who are you talking to? Are you talking to me or Carri04? I'm confuse.
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Bambi NoviceUm... I was talking to you but I guess it works for Carri04 too! LoL
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rachcab21 NewbieWhoa! You're calling me unique? I don't thinks so, but I'll take that. You welcome Bambs. (smiles)
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Bambi NoviceI think you are rachcab21, you're freakin' awesome! No problemo rachy! (Gosh, we sound a bit like rednecks! LoL)
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rachcab21 NewbieHahaha! We do don't we!
Thanks Bambs! Hmm...Rachy? A new name for me I suppose, but I guess I diserve that since I keep calling ya "Bambs". -
Bubblegum7 NewbieHey people! Im very bored! Need 2 find something interestn 2 do, any ideas? And ive ruled out tv on the grounds that theres nothin on in ireland rite now!=(
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Bambi NoviceHow about go for a run Bubblegum7. Man, you haven't been on in ages! LoL
Rachy and Bambs, what can we call alltimelowluver... Hmmm.... LoL -
rachcab21 NewbieWow! Yeah, you're right, Bambs! Bubblegum7 hasn't been here for a long time!
I don't know, Bambs. It has to be something that represents her craziness. Jk. -
Bubblegum7 NewbieYe, sory 4 nt being on in so long, ive bin doing this summr course thing, learnin spanish, it was pretty fun! Im sure u guys all missd me terribly! *awkward silence!*lol!
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xXBanisherXx NewbieHere's an insanely funny one that happened to me and my friends once:
Me and my friends were buying tickets to go on a train at the station. The guys ahead of us bought 3 tickets, one for each of them. We bought 1 tickets and there were 3 of us. The guys infront of us (away from the stand now) asked us why we only bought 1 ticket. I said you'll see. When we got on the train, the ticket-taker guy (what are they called?) came to collect tickets. The three guys we saw earlier handed him their tickets. Me and my friends hid in the bathroom. He knocked on the door and said,"Ticket, please." i stuck my hand out and gave him the ticket. When we left the bathroom, the guys talked to us again, saying,"That was pretty cool" and how they were doing that on the return trip.
Days later (odd coincidence) we were all going on the same train home. The 3 guys bought 1 ticket, and me and my friends bought nothing. They asked why we bought no tickets and I answered by saying you'll see. When we got on the train, the 3 guys hid in the bathroom. I came up to the door and said,"Ticket, please."
rofl, they got taken off the train. i still dont think they know what happened, lol
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