Chuch Norris
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Thread Topic: Chuch Norris
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i_am_VAMP NoviceChuck Norris trained the cheetah to be the fastest mamal because he was the origional fastest mamal. Chuck Norris taught the ninjas everything they know. Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an armwrestling match before it even began.
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barberbob2 Noviceshuck norris never goes hunting because hunting presents the chance of failure.
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i_am_VAMP NoviceOooh...O_o
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I always loved these jokes...
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the world down. -
i_am_VAMP NoviceChuck Norris dodges bullets blindfolded...and the bullets are fired from a silenced pistol
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Chuck Norris cause the big band theory.
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CUck Norris can't believe it's not butter.
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Oh wait, he does.
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barberbob2 Novicechuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
they tried to carve chuck norris' face on mt. rushmore, but the granite wasnt strong enough for his beard.
chuck norris is so fast he can run around the wrld twice and punch himself in the back of the head.
contrary to popular belief, we do not live in a democracy, we live in a
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Chuck Norris is too manly for balls, he has sqaures.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile.
Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
In the X-Men movies, none of the X-Men super-powers are done with special effects. Chuck Norris is the stuntman for every character.
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends".
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barberbob2 Novicelol, i havent heard any of those!
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Damn right.
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Oh yeah, instead of the big bang theory one, I've changed it to this: The Big Bang was actually Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking God in the face.
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Death Bolt NewbieChuck Norris can use the internet without any electronics.
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