Chuch Norris
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Thread Topic: Chuch Norris
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Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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barberbob2 Novicei know that one.
chuck norris had a competition with neal armstrong to see who had more nuts. chuck norris won by five.
chuck norris once ate 3, 72 once steakes in one hour. he spent the first 45 minutes banging the waitress.
hey every one! go to google type in "find chuck norris" now hit the im feeling luck button. -
There is no theory of evolutoin, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris once taught a class called "Ass Kicking 101". There were no survivors.
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Who has the best Chuck Norris jokes?
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u does
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Damn right.
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f--- yea
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Chuck Norris
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ahhh where!!?? *hides behind bush*
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Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building. -
i gtg bye *hugs* luv u
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Luv u 2
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A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one. -
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
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