Chuch Norris
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Thread Topic: Chuch Norris
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barberbob2 Novicei have heard and memorized dozens of chuck norris jokes and i just want to hear some that other people know.
chuck norris can burn an ant with a magnifying glass. at night. -
Death Bolt NewbieChuck Norris counted to infinity.....twice.
Chuck Norris uses a nightlight, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark; the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. -
Death Bolt NewbieChuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can win Connect Four in only three moves. -
*cough*
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heyyyyyy
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Death Bolt NewbieHello, isn't Chuck Norris awesome?
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I guess so.
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Death Bolt NewbieIf a venomous snake bites Chuck Norris, not only will the snake that bit him die; so will that snake's ancestors and descendants.
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Death Bolt NewbieThings disappear in the Bermuda Triangle because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo's hiding.
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Death Bolt NewbieThe Maya predicted the world would end in 2012 because Chuck Norris would get a sugar rush.
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Chuck Norris is never late, and if he is, then time better slow the f--- down.
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Death Bolt NewbieChuck Norris never thinks; he just knows.
Chuck Norris never competes; he just wins.
Chuck Norris never plans: he justs do it. -
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
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heyy death bolt i made a new quiz
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