I have some jokes I want to share. :3
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Thread Topic: I have some jokes I want to share. :3
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"I don't know why some people get worked up about gay people marrying. It's not the gay people who are 'ruining the sanctity of marriage',it's the celebrities."
- Craig Ferguson
"In the 1970s vampires were pretty boring. The scariest Vampire was Count Chocula. One bite from Count Cocula and you were cursed with Type 2 diabetes."
- Craig Ferguson
"It's tricky turning a book ino a movie. Sometimes people love the book so much that no adaptation lives up to what they imagined. You can avoid that disappointment by Never,EVER reading the books."
- Craig Furguson -
Infinity NewbieHehe.
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"I'm so excited about the new iPad I just IPeed my IPants."
-Craig Ferguson
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"Apple released the upgraded version of the IPhone 4,called the iPhone 4S. I think the 'S' stands for 'Suckers'."
-Craig Ferguson -
"Santa blows all these shipping companies away. He delivers more than 2 billion packages in just 24 hours. He does it by sleigh. He doesn't use tracking numbers and doesn't use trucks. He just uses midgets and a giant sack."
-Craig Furguson -
Saphira NewbieXD
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"These days,teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive,disobedient,and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room of drunk midgets."
-Craig Furguson -
"The Queen banishes Snow White Becasue of her beauty. But the Dwarves help Snow White Becasue they're smitten by that very beauty. It teaches Kids an important lesson:
Nohing matters except your looks."
-Craig Furguson -
"Some people take the speeding bee very seriously. These people are called 'Parents of Childern In The Spelling Bee'. They're trying to make up for their own childhood of crushed dreams and misspelled words."
-Craig Furguson -
"I grew up in Scotland inte 1970s. There way not much money. The most popular Christmas Toy was probably a Potato."
-Craig Furguson -
*spelling bee*
"There is a new survey out about the happiest professions. I think the whole premise is flawed. You're suppose to be able to find true happiness outside of work. From friends,family,and YouTube videos of old people falling down."
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"The 3-D effects in 'Star Wars' are so realistic,you can actually see George Lucas reaching from the screen and taking the money from your wallet."
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XD lol
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anri hyuga Novicedude thoes are funny.
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Ha it was great when Beckham said he doesn't watch Dr. Who and Fergusen paused and said "So... how long have you been a member of Alquaeda?" (spelled at right?)
Anyway carry on xD
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