I have some jokes I want to share. :3
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Thread Topic: I have some jokes I want to share. :3
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*Saphira.
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Yep. .-.
For those of you who don't know, Geoff is a plastic skeleton.
Geoff:
Kiss my ass.
Craig:
That's right. Kiss his boney,plastic ass. Right Geoff?
Geoff:
Yeah.
Craig:
Yeah.
Craig:
It is plastic,right?
Geoff:
Yep.
Craig:
*leans in to the camera*
Like I didn't know.
Yeah,that's right,I kissed my own skeleton's ass! -
That wasn't really a joke,I just thought it was funny. .-.
Ok,Noddle. Have fun wasting your time. .-. -
Saphira NewbieI am to a dragon!
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Craig:
What time is it Geoff?
Geoff:
It's tweet mail time. Time to take advice from a man who smells like a farty baby.
Craig:
Lots of women like that smell.
Hee Hee.... -
Mmm....let's see what else is funny. .-.
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Guest Star:
*has a Mickey glove on his hand*
I shall keep this!!!
Craig:
*takes it away*
Guest Star:
NO!!!
I feel so powerless without my big fluffy hand.
Craig:
You could use your other hand.
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Again, these are not his jokes, but I thought they were funny. .-.
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Hmm.....Not finding anything....
Anyone liked the jokes? I can get more. .3. -
Ps they are on 1-2. .3.
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Hmm....still nothing else. .-. Damn.
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''Do you know in Washington today, a Republican senator from Maine voted with the Democrats on health care? That's the first time a Republican switched sides and was not arrested in an airport bathroom.'' Craig Ferguson
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''Did you hear about Mark Sanford, the governor of South Carolina? He mysteriously disappeared last week and nobody knew where he was. Today, Sanford admitted to having an affair in Argentina. I'm like, great, now we're outsourcing mistresses.'' Craig Ferguson
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''There is a new bill in the Senate that is upsetting a lot of people. This bill would give the President the power to shut off the Internet. Al Gore is strongly opposed to it. Not because he invented the Internet. Because he did. But because he just signed up for Match.com.'' Craig Ferguson
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''Rush Limbaugh says if the health care bill passes, he will leave the country. The Democrats are upset, because if they knew that, they would have passed the bill years ago.'' Craig Ferguson
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