I have some jokes I want to share. :3
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Thread Topic: I have some jokes I want to share. :3
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''Sarah Palin is speaking out about the oil spill. She said, I'm not kidding, we should ask the Dutch for help with the spill because the Dutch have the world's best dikes. So let me get this straight. It is OK to cover lesbians in oil but you just can't let them get married.'' Craig Ferguson
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''Some critics are saying that Palin won't last on Fox because she's an over-emotional woman who gets the facts wrong. But I disagree. It's working great for Glenn Beck, so she'll be fine.'' Craig Ferguson
''After Joe Wilson's outburst, everyone was shocked. Because usually when a politician shoots off his mouth and makes a fool of himself, his name is Joe Biden. ... But even Biden said he was embarrassed by Wilson's behavior. This is Joe Biden we're talking about. Joe Biden saying it's embarrassing is like an Australian bartender saying you've had too much to drink.'' Craig Ferguson -
''After Joe Wilson's outburst, everyone was shocked. Because usually when a politician shoots off his mouth and makes a fool of himself, his name is Joe Biden. ... But even Biden said he was embarrassed by Wilson's behavior. This is Joe Biden we're talking about. Joe Biden saying it's embarrassing is like an Australian bartender saying you've had too much to drink.'' Craig Ferguson
''During a fundraising trip to California, some young Republicans took the Republican Party credit card to a club in Hollywood that has nude dancers doing bondage shows. Usually when Republicans find themselves in dark rooms with whips and chains, it's in Dick Cheney's basement.'' Craig Ferguson -
''Google has announced that they're going to give free Internet access in airports all across the country. It's fantastic! Up until now, the only way to see something p---ographic at an airport was to follow a senator into the bathroom.'' Craig Ferguson
''There are rumors that there is a John Edwards *** tape. People say it's twenty minutes of Edwards caressing and stroking...And that's just the part where he fixes his hair.'' Craig Ferguson -
These were more adult like,but still funny. .-.
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I felt the need to make sure Nick saw these ones. He cracked up before. :3
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I HAD TO PULL THESE UP OR ELSE I WILL DIE. .-.
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I HAD TO PULL IT UP AGAIN BECASUE I DIED LAUGHING SO I WANT YOU ALL TOO AS WELL. .-.
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READ THESE OR DIE.
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FINAL PULL UP!!! READ NOW WHILE YOU CAN FROM PAGE 1-4.
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Lol. Keep posting. My sister had to slap me to get me to stop laughing!
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Really? Cool. .3.
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I still can't stop laughing.
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Yep. PS, the one with the *** stand for sex. ._. For any one who was confused. :3
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