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In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus AND the jeep.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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In Scrabble, if you spell the word CHUCKNORRIS, you win... forever.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris eats burnt marshmallows while they're still on fire.
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In ancient China there is a legend that one day a child will be born from a dragon, grow to be a man, and vanquish evil from the land. That man is not Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris killed that man.
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They say lightning never strikes twice. Neither does Chuck Norris - one strike is more than enough.
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Chuck Norris brushes his hair with a chainsaw.
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The original "300" was a movie based on Chuck Norris' victorious stand against 10,000 persians. 300 was his rkps(roundhouse kicks per second).
Chuck Norris can clap with only one hand.
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The reason for the formation of the grand canyon has been found, Chuck Norris finds it too easy to swim through water.
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Chinese tried to copy Chuck Norris, but it came out smaller and weaker, so they named it Jackie Chan.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow
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chuck norris invented black. in fact he inventedthe entire spectrum of light. except pink. tom cruise invented pink
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. He chews tin foil.
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If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?
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