yay!
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Thread Topic: yay!
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Chuck Norris uses battery acid for eye drops.
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Chuck Norris can bungiejump without a rope.
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Chuck Norris doesn't love Raymond.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need a hammer to hit the nail. He just need his index finger and press the nail against heavy metal.
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Chuck Norris went hunting with a hairpin. He caught 5 deers.
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If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris uses a live rattlesnake as a condom.
Ok,that's all I got. -
I made this one:
While making the movie "Forrest Gump", Forrest refused to run. It took Chuck Norris' apperance for Forrest to start running. -
Yeah, we've done like, a few pages of these.
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lol,that is pretty good.
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ROFL, I know. I hope whoever comes across this thread enjoys them! xD LOL.
Sorry Angel I've got to go. My brother wants me to play Mario Brothers with him. See you later! -
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
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lol, later TBK.
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