haha I've heard so many stupid pickuplines
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Thread Topic: haha I've heard so many stupid pickuplines
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You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
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OH MY GAWD! IM ROLLING!
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You got something on your chest: my eyes
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I like my girls how I like my peanut butter....Chunky
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Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice???? -
It's not my fault i fell in love, you tripped me
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Oh, here's a local one from where I live, Does your barley work for Mazoe, cause i think i have a crush on you
If you knew the Mazoe Crush juice -
kuuwae NewbieI didn't read all the posts but,
Are you from Tennessee, because your the only ten I see -
@ kuuwae i still don't understand that
Your so hot, Your ass is on fire -
kuuwae NewbieHaha some of these make it offensive
Okay they ask if your from tennesse because you are the only ten i see and ten i see sounds kind of like tennesse.
If you were a stock's phaser you would be set to stun -
@ kuuwae i get the ten i see part but it doesn't make sense
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@angelic ikr but thats a real pick up line
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kuuwae NewbieYeah but thats the one boys at my school use and usually they end up being slapped
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kuuwae NewbieOh and this one
Do likes forks or spoons I go either way.
Some boys are really dum -
@kuuwae XD
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