haha I've heard so many stupid pickuplines
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Thread Topic: haha I've heard so many stupid pickuplines
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You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
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Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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Are you a tamale? Cause youre hot.
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Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
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Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready
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You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
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Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
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You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
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Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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if your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is Easter, can i take time and spend in between the holidays
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Then word of the day is legs what do you say we go back to my place and spread the word
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